My crazy, coherent, messed up thoughts

I hate baths but I love showers.

I think vanilla ice cream is pointless but chocolate is divine.

I hate dresses and dressing up. I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda gal.

I have been in a bar maybe 3 times in my whole life.

I'm a homebody. I usually wait for movies to come out on DVD but would probably prefer going to the theater.

I once had a rat attack me. Ok, it probably wasn't "attacking" me...but it felt like it.

I have no hair color preference when it comes to guys.

I love my brother. I hate my sister. I only have one sibling.

I love amusement parks. Disneyland really is the happiest place on earth. Well, it's at least the happiest commercial place on earth, but at some point, I realize two things: A) I'm drinking bottled water. B)I'm about to pay $4-5 for a 16 oz. bottle of water. C)I'm now one of those people who not only drinks bottled water but also pays for it..........and yes, I know that was 3 things.

I love the beach but I never swim in the ocean because I'm paranoid of sharks. I may wade slightly but I promise you, I'm not getting in.

I want to do something crazy like bungee jump but I'm scared to death of heights. That's also why it makes perfect sense that I like the highest, scariest roller coaster rides available.

My idea of a perfect day is rain outside, a good book and unlimited hot chocolate, with marshmallows of course.

I hate when people don't know how to use the words "your" and "you're" properly but I say (spell) things like "wanna" and "gonna".

I enjoy talking to people but people scare me.

I don't get carsick.

I rarely get allergies.

I hate milk...unless it's in cereal. But I also pretty much hate cereal, so I rarely have either.

I rarely drink anything else but water. Except on those rare weeks where I'm craving Slurpees.

I rarely use the words "rare" and "rarely".

I hate commercials, which is why I love my Tivo.

My favorite time of day is night.

I hate the dark.

I'm not scared of darkness, it just hurts my eyes.

I've been told that I'm a completely different person in the later afternoon. That's usually a good thing.

I try to watch as many sunsets as I can. I don't have any deep reasons for that. I just like sunsets.

I hate bats.

I was hoping the bats I saw tonight would get closer so I could watch them better.

I like rain but I hate getting wet.

I only like liquid soap.

I have irrational fears like when I go in the backyard when it's dark, I'm afraid a mountain lion will attack me. There are no mountain lions in my general area....and, I'm not afraid of flying or even of being in a plane crash, but I'm terrified that one day I'll see an actual plane crash in front of me, which is why I won't go to air shows and why I avoid looking at planes that are overhead.

When all is said and done.....I'll still like the color purple.

Oh yeah, and my brother has it all wrong...I'M pretty much the whitest Mexican you'll ever run into. At least he can tan!